Shoe Porn – Steve Madden
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Photos by Beto Ramos
I wasn’t planning on buying shoes. I really wasn’t, I swear! I was on my way home and decided to stop by Steve Madden, just because! I saw this hot little pair and asked the guy working there for a 7.5 (38). “You sure you can handle those shoes?” I was offended. “You have no idea,” I said, probably sounding bitchier than I needed to. Obviously this guy didn’t know me and didn’t know about Clothes & Fashion. I started wearing vertigo-inducing heels a couple of years ago when I feel for a guy who was 6’2″ (1.90 m). Today I feel really weird when I wear anything below 4 inches (10 cm). These are my highest heels yet, almost 6 inches. Hot, hot, hot!
I was wearing shorts when I tried on the shoes. I (clumsily) walked up to the guy and said “what do you think?” at first he mumbled- always a good sign- then he said I was too young for those shoes. Those were for girls 25 and up. I could have kissed him right then and there. I assured him I made the cut, I paid $100 for my shoes and left. When I got home I started getting second thoughts. These shoes are just TOO SLUTTY! I like wearing short skirts and I have a big booty and all this hair, add these hooker shoes on top of all that and what you’ve got a big shoe, without the “s.” I couldn’t do it. I took them back. Two weeks later I was still thinking about it. “YOLO,” I thought, and I only use YOLO during extreme circumstances. I walked into the same Steve Madden store and bought the same pair, only this time they were on sale for $70. It was meant to be. Let’s see if I dare wearing them in public.
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Shoes: Steve Madden
Shorts: Refuge, Charlotte Russe
Bodysuit: American Apparel